This just in.
I blame all those “ladies” in the media showing their baby-makers to all and sundry for taking over the word crotch on the Internet. Dang! Now how is George gonna find me? ;)
Oh and for the love of god make sure you have at least moderate safe search on google if you image search george clooney crotch now. My eyes are scarred now by what came up when I googled that with it off.