See there are LOTS OF US!
Fellow clown haters unite! Put those suckers outta biznaz!
At the very least keep em in things like the circus where they belong not blowing up balloon animals in the park or the grand opening of restaurants where unsuspecting patrons such as me gets a year or two shaved off their life just from the encounter.
Who the heck ever thought they were a good idea to start with? Take a man, paint his face garishly and tell him to caper about. Um. ya. I have as much use of them as Mimes but that is a whole other rant.